On Aug 20, 10:08*am, Krypsis > wrote:

> Every time I cook something, I invent a new dish. That's because, apart
> from rice and very basic stuff, nothing I cook ever turns out the way I
> expect. Sometimes, in the more extreme cases, it can't even be given a
> basic name like "FOOD"!


I see a mother about to put the dish on the table in front of her
child and the child asking what it is and the mother saying, "Do you
want it or not?", as she tosses it sideways onto the table so it
slides perfectly into position in front of the spoon-wielding brat.

Just eat it and shut up,
TJ