#Spoons caused Rosie O'Donnell's heart attack
On Aug 21, 9:46*am, Dänk 42Ø > wrote:
> There is a bumper sticker that says "If guns kill people, spoons made
> Rosie O'Donnell fat."
>
> Perhaps now our nation will finally confront the controversial issue of
> spoon control. *It is true that Rosie could have shoved ice cream into
> her maw with her bare hands, but spoons made it so much easier.
>
> Of course, no spoons are needed for french fries and triple bacon
> cheeseburgers, so I suppose Rosie will be suing McDonalds for selling
> them to her.
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