On Aug 21, 2:01*pm, walt tonne > wrote:

> > There is a bumper sticker that says "If guns kill people, spoons made
> > Rosie O'Donnell fat."
>
> > Perhaps now our nation will finally confront the controversial issue of
> > spoon control. *It is true that Rosie could have shoved ice cream into
> > her maw with her bare hands, but spoons made it so much easier.
>
> > Of course, no spoons are needed for french fries and triple bacon
> > cheeseburgers, so I suppose Rosie will be suing McDonalds for selling
> > them to her.


Politics into everything, huh? If Karen Carpenter had used the
spoon instead of Rosie, maybe they'd both be alive today.

TJ