On Mon, 27 Aug 2012 18:28:45 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>"George M. Middius" wrote:
>>
>> Gary wrote:
>>
>> > > > I have a device that screws into the lemon. It has a spout on it so
>> > > > you can squeeze out the juice. Then you put the cap on it and put it
>> > > > in the fridge.
>> > >
>> > > Be sure to roll it hard on a flat surface to activiate the juice molecules.
>> >
>> > I'll bet Julie bought that device late one night for only $19.95 plus S&H
>> > and she probably got a second one for free by calling and ordering within 15
>> > minutes.
>> >
>> > I'm sorry but that sounds like the silliest, most worthless kitchen gadget
>> > that I've ever heard of.
>>
>> Wrong again. Just goes to show you that your precious Bible does not
>> contain all the answers.
>
>Bite me George. heheh Now that you've found someone else to pick on, you
>are making a fool of yourself. First you assumed I'm some hardcore
>republican and I'm not. Now you assume I'm some hard core religious person
>which I'm very not. Very wrong in both cases, pal. You should know your
>enemy well before you attack.
>
>A lemon costs between 25 and 50 cents each. I just bought two on Saturday
>@.50 each. If I don't use all of one, I just put the remainder into a
>ziplock bag to use soon. The idea of screwing a tap into one is the dumbest
>thing I've ever heard of.
>
>Forgive me if I'm assuming wrong like you do, but I suppose you *also* sat
>up late one night and ordered 2 of these items.

I had one many years ago, they suck... they waste more than half the
lemon. I much rather slice off wedges as needed and give em a good
nipple tweak. LOL