Someone posted the following in uk.food+drink.misc
I think it is really funny, worthwhile and True to my experiences.
I hope he doesn't mind:
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Excerpt:

" I offer the old woman with the mustache a sample of the French triple
cream Delice de Bourgogne.

"I love this creamy cheese," she says. "Hard cheese really stops
up my bowels."

I don't think I've heard her right. "I'm sorry. Hard cheese what?"

The woman licks the taster spoon and smiles at me. "IT STOPS UP MY
BOWELS!"

"Oh," I say. "Interesting." "

The wonderful article is at: http://tinyurl.com/9atqffh

pavane