On Sep 15, 6:32*pm, "Cheri" > wrote:
> "Gary" > wrote in ....
> > Don't forget a classic...how do you peel and slice an onion?
>
> > G. * *
>
> I like the timeless classic that was asked at a restaurant where I worked
> when a whole pie was sold "How many pieces of pie can I get out of this
> pie?"
>
> Cheri

I like, "Was this made fresh?" No, it was made stale.