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Julie Bove[_2_]

wrote:
> On Sep 15, 6:32 pm, "Cheri" > wrote:
>> "Gary" > wrote in
>> ...
>>> Don't forget a classic...how do you peel and slice an onion?
>>
>>> G.
>>
>> I like the timeless classic that was asked at a restaurant where I
>> worked when a whole pie was sold "How many pieces of pie can I get
>> out of this pie?"
>>
>> Cheri
>
> I like, "Was this made fresh?" No, it was made stale.

Reminds me of the Faulty Towers episode where Basil thinks this guy is the
hotel inspector but he's not. He asks if the peas in the pea salad are
fresh and he is told that they are. They are fresh frozen.