Chemo wrote:
>
> On Sep 20, 12:52 pm, "Somebody" > wrote:
> > my spinach salad fell out of the refrigerator onto the floor. I was looking
> > forward to eating that.
> >
> > But, I should have known. Put a plate in the fridge on top of other foods--
> > not a good idea... I had to get on my knees to clean it up.
> >
> > On the bright side, now I can make an new fresh spinach salad... banana
> > peppers, blue cheese, spinach, peas, sesame seeds, fresh inflammatory garden
> > tomato, salsa, raisins...
>
> What...no 5 second rule?
>
> Being on your knees is a common position for you.

And if he kept his kitchen floor clean, he could have eaten the spilled
salad. It probably tasted like shit even before it fell though.

G.