"Gary" > wrote in message ...

>
> And if he kept his kitchen floor clean, he could have eaten the spilled
> salad. It probably tasted like shit even before it fell though.


I do keep a clean house. One of the reasons she doesn't live here
anymore.... first thing thing I did when I got back was run the rug
shampooer and got down on my knees and rubbed out the cat **** stains in the
kitchen linoleum.