On Nov 7, 9:26*pm, Tommy Joe > wrote:
> On Nov 6, 11:56*pm, T > wrote:
>
> > You assume that we all attend a house of worship on Sunday. I choose not
> > to do so.
>
> > Back when I met the SO he was befuddled by my going to Sunday services
> > which involved getting together with a buddy of mine for breakfast at a
> > local eatery.
>
> * * I assume nothing. *I am 65 and haven't been in a church since I
> was 14. *Well, when I was 18 I went into one with a buddy just for
> laughs. *We picked the church at random. *We were both 16 at the
> time. *We were wearing 1930's style double-breasted suits with wide-
> brimmed fedoras hats and wing tip shoes (couldn't find any spats),
> like something straight out of an old black and white gangster flick.
>
> * * *We sat in there and listened to "the minister" talking about a
> recent trip he made to Africa. *We came in midway through, so really I
> didn't know what he was talking about, and neither did my buddy. *But
> we got enough info so that when the guy was done with his sermon and
> asked if anyone had any questions, I stood up and asked something
> sarcastic in a theatrical big city gangster voice from the 30s. *He
> answered seriously. *My buddy then asked a question. *Same thing. *Our
> questions were designed to humiliate and denigrate the crowd for their
> stupid belief, but as it turns out they seemed to enjoy the show and
> as we left I noted their faces were brighter and healthier in glow
> than when we had arrived. *I almost felt a bit guilty about what we
> did, but that guilt was diminished by the reception we received from
> the crowd - one we did not expect. *Always nice to get a nice
> surprise.
>
> What does SO stand for?
> TJ

and then I suppose you jerked off...or at least tried.