The 2012 Thanksgiving has been Cancelled in the United States.
Due to the Election Results, it has been determined that Americans have
*NOTHING* to be thankful for. Add to this the poor state of the
economy, which makes it impossible for many Americans to purchase food
to make the traditional Thanksgiving dinners.

If you want to cook a turkey dinner, feel free to do so, but you will
only be cooking a dinner, not being thankful, since there's absolutely
nothing to be thankful for in 2012, particularly after the recent
election. Those of you who still have employment, will be required to
attend your job as any other day of the week, since the holiday is
officially cancelled.