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Default 2012 Thanksgiving is Cancelled, Due to Election Results

On Thu, 15 Nov 2012 03:16:46 -0600, wrote:

> The 2012 Thanksgiving has been Cancelled in the United States.
> Due to the Election Results, it has been determined that Americans have
> *NOTHING* to be thankful for. Add to this the poor state of the
> economy, which makes it impossible for many Americans to purchase food
> to make the traditional Thanksgiving dinners.
>
> If you want to cook a turkey dinner, feel free to do so, but you will
> only be cooking a dinner, not being thankful, since there's absolutely
> nothing to be thankful for in 2012, particularly after the recent
> election.



This one is for you, just because you're a such sore loser.
nanner, nanner, nanner!

http://oi50.tinypic.com/2vuyq2x.jpg

> Those of you who still have employment, will be required to
> attend your job as any other day of the week, since the holiday is
> officially cancelled.
>

Dear Carl,

We're onto your tactics. You're projecting onto the winners what
would have really happened had your side won. Face reality: The side
of goodness and light has smitten the side of darkness. Now we can
sleep easily at night.


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