How to cook books
On Jan 1, 9:28*pm, Catfood Chef > wrote:
> That burning books you stupid ****. You most likely voted for a Bush. You deserve to be beaten to death. Bring the war home to exterminate the christian jew cop government. This is the way of the future. God is a piece of shit.
Who's going to do the beating? You? What are you going to do,
beat me to death with a big sloppy catfish? No, I did not vote for
Bush. I have never voted in my life. Voting is for really stupid
people. You deserve to be slivered to death by a whip with fish hooks
attached to the end. Snap, and into your flesh the big barbs
descend. Then with a mighty pull like Ahab hooking Moby Dick I yank
the hooks out of your flesh, tearing away sinew and bone, repeatedly
cracking the whip into your body till all your flesh has been removed
and you're nothing but a standing skeleton. Then I will write a book
about the event and burn it along with your body which will serve as a
bonfire for a catfish meal for me and my friends, of which I have
plenty in case you think you can handle me alone.
TJ
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