On 1/11/2013 5:57 PM, Christopher M. wrote:
> I was eating some pasta with cream sauce today, at the bus stop, when I
> accidentally poured a bottle of paprika all over the pasta.
>
Sure you were, and sure you did. Because everyone eats pasta with cream
sauce at a bus stop while carrying a bottle of paprika.

> I screamed.

I'd have called the cops. Not about the pasta. About you screaming at
a bus stop.

Jill