On Jan 11, 3:19*pm, jmcquown > wrote:
> On 1/11/2013 5:57 PM, Christopher M. wrote:> I was eating some pasta with cream sauce today, at the bus stop, *when I
> > accidentally poured a bottle of paprika all over the pasta.
>
> Sure you were, and sure you did. *Because everyone eats pasta with cream
> sauce at a bus stop while carrying a bottle of paprika.
>
> > I screamed.
>
> I'd have called the cops. *Not about the pasta. *About you screaming at
> a bus stop.
>
> Jill

Hey...I eat ribs at the bus stop.