On Jan 20, 5:29*pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
> On 20/01/2013 8:25 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:> gloria p wrote:
>
> >> I heard this on NPR last week and may never order calamari again:
>
> >>http://tinyurl.com/b2ml4nw
>
> > Just be happy your calamari is not from where they do circumcisions.
>
> * You wouldn't have to leave a tip.

You could also say, "this food tastes like shit".