As a non worldly type I have tasted Calamari and Octopus once each. They put me in to the frame of mind of having a nice platter of small diameter rubber garden hose. I would hate to get the artificial stuff..but then dont see how it get much worse than the Real Mcoy. Correct my thinking here. Thanks. I also fail to appreciate much boiled dough as is the custom of Eyetalians. Pure unhealthy carbs which turn folks into chubby boys and girls while causing diabetes and cancer etc. Sounds like yall may can use my help here..lol.