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Default Candy buyer's remorse

On Wednesday, January 30, 2013 11:26:33 PM UTC-6, sf wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Jan 2013 21:42:22 -0500, "Christopher M."
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> > "news" > wrote in message

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> > > "Christopher M." > wrote in message

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> > >> I'm a big fan of Jelly Belly candy. But their "peas and carrots" candy

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> > >> is like eating bubble gum--not _chewing_ bubblegum, _eating_ bubble gum.

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> > >> I also like Jolly Rancher but not their new chewy candies. Poor quality.

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> > >> I don't know. I think these companies must be outsourcing or something.

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> > > It's supposed to be a mellocreme-type candy like their candy corn. Maybe

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> > > you got a stale bag, or you don't like candy corn?

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> > I'm a big fan of candy corn, if it contains a good amount of honey.

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> > Maybe I got a stale bag.

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> I've had candy corn that couldn't be considered anything other than
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> fresh and I still don't like candy corn. What's to like about it? I
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> can't find a single positive thing to say about it other than it looks
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> like pretend corn.
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The Pooh idiot is like that too. "I can't find a single positive thing to
say about it." It's like now that Andy has taken a break from posting worthless shit, Christopher has ramped up to fill the niche.

There is worse than candy corn; circus peanuts.

--Bryan http://www.citizenschwartz.com/nralandlord/