Gary wrote:

> > > > > This is Sheldon Catz gushing for a new Andy VIA Tom Ungvarsky.
> > > >
> > > > What is "VIA"? You've used it many times but never spelled it out. Many RFCers
> > > > haven't been here forever, you know.
> > >
> > > LOL! It's short for "VIAGRA," George-head.
> >
> > I doubt that. BTW, I'm 100% George, head to toe. Your Cutesy Name Generator
> > needs an overhaul.
>
> I was kidding. Do you really not know what via means?

I only know the word via. I don't know the acronym VIA. Are you blind? Do you
use an annunciator program when you use your computer?

> And George-head is just another nym for Georgie-Porgie.

Aha -- the "odd duck" copout.

> And I'm only picking on you because
> you always pick on me. I consider you my friend in argument. You're cool,
> imo. :-D

You're not a bad person, especially considering you leave your brain in
neutral most of the time.