On Tuesday, April 16, 2013 4:36:04 PM UTC-4, wrote:
> On Apr 16, 2:50*pm, Kalmia > wrote:
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> I *think* I know what you mean, but would you clarify this statement
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A. Ya cuts up ALL yer grub, called streamlining.
B. You hold a fork in your handedness hand.
C. You break off half of a hard roll or breadstick.
D. You use the rest of the roll to push food onto yer fork.
E. While shoveling into the mouth via the fork, the roll is poised for its next shove.
F. Your ultimate goal is to increase your speed and a good steady rhythm. This is what 'fast food' is all about.
When you get REALLY good, you can talk in between chews.
(It helps too if you were brought up in Bayonne--no further explanation required.)

HTH