"ImStillMags" > wrote in message
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> 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The
> priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And
> who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want
> to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner
> or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot
> say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina
> Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My
> lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please,
> Father, I cannot tell you.'
> The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire
> that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now
> for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
>
> Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
> whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent
> Leads.'

<g> I've stolen that one

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