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Janet

In article >, says...
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> My 8 week old puppy peed on the floor. Can you give me the name and
> number of your Pet Psychic so I can get the meaning of this sorted out?

I am a floor psychic and your floor channeled a message to me.

I'll let you in on a secret; when you turn on the vacuum cleaner,
the noise you hear is the voice of a floor trying to communicate with
you. Those boards and carpets hold the ancient collective wisdom of
trees and sheep.

Send $50 dollars and I'll tell you what the floor said about your
puppy.

Janet UK