On Saturday, September 14, 2013 1:42:39 PM UTC-7, Paul M. Cook wrote:
> "George Leppla" > wrote in message
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> > I'm not big into this stuff, but when you live in Texas, you have to smoke
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> > at least 20 pounds of meat per person, per year or they fine you. (Y'all
> > ain't from around here, are you boy?")
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> And mandatory ho-down attendance.
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> Actually, my buddy who moved to Texas several years ago tells me that you
> are required to attend mega-churches and high school football games or you
> might as well be arrested.

My Catholic buddy whose dad teaches at Texas Tech says in Lubbock they assume
if you attend Catholic church you must be Mexican.