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Jeßus[_3_]

On Sat, 14 Dec 2013 22:31:58 -0800 (PST),
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>On Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:21:12 AM UTC-6, Julie Bove wrote:
>> My mom wanted to try the lemon popcorn so I took her the box with the
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>> remaining packet. She popped it and ate it while we were out. Said it was
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>> really good. She put in half of the oil (based on my telling her that the
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>> whole packet made it too oily) but both of the salt packets which she
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>> thought made it too lemony. And I was like... Uh... There were SALT
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>> PACKETS?
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>> I thought I had looked through the box well. It did say to put as much or
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>> as little seasoning as you wanted but I thought all of the seasoning was in
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>> with the oil since I didn't see anything else. So...
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>> To make matters even more stupid, my mom said there had been a little
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>> popcorn left but she threw it away so I couldn't taste it. Then when I got
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>> home, I called her to tell her I had been back to Central Market where the
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>> popcorn was now on sale and I got 3 more boxes of lemon plus 2 of maple. I
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>> might not like the maple but Angela and my mom like sweet popcorn. And
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>> guess what my mom said? "Oh, oops! I thought I threw the popcorn away but
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>> then I found it on the counter. So you could come back over here and try
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>> it!" Um... No. Not gonna drive 9 miles each way for a bite of popcorn.
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>> So, I am stupid. And I falsely accused the popcorn of not tasting lemony or
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>> salty. I will make another bag tonight and do it right. But I will also
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>> try to make my own. Because even on sale, this stuff isn't cheap.
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>Jesus wept.

Slashed his wrists, more like.