On Wednesday, February 5, 2014 9:11:24 AM UTC-8, tert in seattle wrote:

> haha, no actual locations in Chicago ... or "Old Chicago"
>
> http://oldchicago.com/locations

Stuff like this would get them laughed out of Chicago:

Classic Italian Melt

With three meats, melted provolone cheese, and spicy red pepper mayo on rye bread, this sensational sandwich has all the deli-fresh flavor you're looking for.**

"Spicy red pepper mayo on rye bread"?