On 2014-02-26 22:46:09 +0000, Sqwertz said:

> On Wed, 26 Feb 2014 09:50:05 -0800, gtr wrote:
>
>> On 2014-02-26 10:16:57 +0000, Sqwertz said:
>>
>>> On Tue, 25 Feb 2014 20:12:51 +0000 (UTC), tert in seattle wrote:
>>>
>>>> unless the asteroid hits us first
>>>
>>> Cool! There's an Asteroid coming? I'll gladly pay for ticket at
>>> Ground Zero!
>>>
>>> (for my wife - I'll take one of the arks in the Himalayas)
>>
>> I had no idea you were married, does she ever get a chance to elbow her
>> way into the kitchen?
>
> She's in prison for killing my ex-girlfriend.

I sure hope that's a joke.