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On Fri, 11 Apr 2014 23:52:52 +0000 (UTC), "Winters_Lackey"
> wrote:

>Jeßus > wrote in
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>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2014 20:32:36 +0000 (UTC), "Winters_Lackey"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>This is how we eat out in the woods--
>>>https://www.flickr.com/photos/155222...57643811280973

>>
>> That peanut oil in the cast iron skillet on the Coleman stove looks so
>> close to catching fire...
>>

>Soon after that photo was taken, the guy who was cooking the fish, my
>nephew who just bought the land and I (3 of The Bonobos) were running
>around the fire and there was a piece of concrete that somehow I caught my
>leg on and the profusion of blood was almost amazing. I was really drunk,
>and I put paper towels over the gash and dumped 91% isopropyl alcohol on it
>to sanitize it. I don't even know if that was wise, but I was too drunk
>and in pain to think straight, and the alcohol added pain on top of pain.
>
>I guess it was the polite thing to do because it certainly rendered my
>blood harmless to others. I mean, I know that I'm HIV and Hep negative,
>but blood scares folks. It's funny that this happened just across the
>creek from the place that three of us did half eyedroppers full of Pure Cap
>a few years earlier. That was even more painful. Both led to enormous
>endorphin highs.


Pure cap? Is that mushrooms?

>Hey, it occurred to me that your painkiller problem could be solved by
>cultivating poppies. You do live so far out in the wilderness that the
>government would never notice.


LOL, I can get all the pharmaceutical grade poppies I want by pulling
off the road, climbing a farm fence and taking all I want (just don't
get caught though)... Tasmania is the world's biggest producer of
opium alkaloids But I'll give it a miss thanks, as I have no desire
to develop an addiction. I'll stick to high grade cannabis.

>I love living where I do, and wouldn't want to reside in the middle
>of nowhere, but I love spending time away from civilization.


No worries. A few hours in 'civilisation' does me fine...