On Friday, April 25, 2014 1:59:55 PM UTC-7, A Moose in Love wrote:
> On Thursday, April 24, 2014 7:47:25 PM UTC-4, Chemo wrote:
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> > so are you blaming Three Dog Night for your prison stint?
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> I blame society. They put me into SLAM! because of an error. I used to control the cocaine trade in Perth Amboy NJ. I always bonded with my dealers and drivers. We had a new driver coming down from Canada, and I wanted to meet him. So up I went. To New Brunswick. He was coming down into Maine. Customs was supposed to have been cleared for us. It didn't happen. We drove down with a truck full of Scotty(as in 'beam me up Scotty')and got popped for it. After a year in Maine State Prisn, they sold me to the Russians where I gave anti-dope talks to high school kids for five years.
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> You so serious. I've never been to prisn. And if you'd look at the lyrics of the song, you'd realize that I'm a joker. The real lyrics a
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> 'Well I've never been to Spain'
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> not 'Maine'.
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> Cripes. Almighty.

So you say......