"Scared Housewife" > wrote in message
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> MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
>
> I asked him to "pluck it" (the feathers) while I went shopping. I
> guess he misunderstood me, and I came home to find this.......
> What the hell do I do now? This is one of the dumbest things he has
> ever done. Do I take him to the hospital like this. Or can I get it
> out myself, with a knife? This is so em-bare-ass-ing !

Sounds like a variation on a more traditional dish known as turducken.. You
can call your version "turdickin."