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Janet

In article >, says...

> When I was marooned on Ellesmere Island, I lived on raw seal and walrus.
> Wild caught. I gained 18 pounds of muscle, lost most of my body fat, and
> grew new teeth that were previously lost. My liver got so small, that x
> rays no longer detect it. I can run down a full grown African lion and kill
> it with my bare hands. Cheetahs are a harder catch, but on a good day I can
> kill one with a thrown stone.

You're not fooling anyone... the real Julie is allergic to walrus and
her husband/ daughter/ parents/ relatives don't know how to cook seals,
lions etc and won't eat that stuff anyway. Not even those ready-prepared
little snack packets of cheetahmeat she buys in bulk online.

Janet UK