On Sat, 03 May 2014 19:41:06 -0400, Travis McGee
> wrote:

>PETA’s bid for turkey memorial in Utah denied
>
>Published Saturday, May 3, 2014 | 4:21 p.m.
>
>Updated 10 minutes ago
>
>SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — An animal rights activist's request to install a
>roadside memorial at the site where hundreds of turkeys died in a Utah
>truck crash has been denied.

This is surely a joke.