Horrible Dinner 5/1/2014
jmcquown wrote:
> On 5/3/2014 8:05 PM, Cheri wrote:
>>
>> "Winters_Lackey" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Janet Wilder > wrote in
>>> b.com:
>>>
>>>> On 5/2/2014 3:48 PM, Chemo wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Good lord, woman! Why the hell do you keep eating there? Oh yeah...so
>>>>> you can come back here and whine about it.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> She has to pay for it so why not eat (or try to) it?
>>>>
>>>
>>> She could spend the money in the bar. She might hit it off with an
>>> elderly
>>> widower. I've heard that it can get pretty lonely out there on the
>>> links.
>>
>> There are a lot of single women that aren't lonely.
>>
>> Cheri
>
> Too true, Cheri! I'm certainly not lonely, nor do I mind spending
> time alone. I read, I cook, I do have other interests. The last
> thing I want to do is to chat up some guy at the bar.
>
> Here's a fun (and true) story. Some 30 years ago I did have a
> neighborhood hangout. I'd meet my girl friends (and guy friends)
> after work. We didn't go there to pick people up. We went there to
> unwind and have a few laughs.
>
> One night this guy came in, thought he was God's gift. Because he had
> a Superbowl ring. His name was Charlie Waters. He went to the
> Superbowl (Dallas Cowboys American football team). I was not impressed.
>
> This guy decided I was his prize for the night. I was talking with
> one of my girlfriends when he walked over, spun my chair around and
> pulled it (and me) between his legs. I said, "Excuse me?! What the
> hell do you think you're doing?!" One of my guy friends (not ***, in
> case that's the assumption) walked over, tapped him on the shoulder
> and said, "Buddy, you're messing with the wrong woman."
>
> From what I was told later he wound up getting sloppy drunk, crying
> and passed out. The bartender had to take him to his house to sleep
> it off. Ever hear the song 'Glory Days' by Bruce Springsteen? Yep,
> I'd guess this guy never got over those days.
>
> So, I should pick up some widower at the bar? That's about as
> interesting to me as going home with the guy who went to the
> Stupidbowl. LOL
>
> Jill
What an imagination you have!
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