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Janet

In article >, says...
>
> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On 5/5/2014 3:52 PM, DreadfulBitch wrote:
> >> On 5/5/2014 12:13 AM, Cheri wrote:
> >>
> >>> They do it around 6 and 7 AM often where I am. I don't mind it that
> >>> much, but it can get annoying since the aisles are not wide at all.
> >>
> >> I just hate it when the turbaned floor polisher comes directly at me
> >> when I'm shopping. If you don't jump out of his way fast enough he'll
> >> run you over! Why, he ran over my pinkie toe one day! The worst part,
> >> though, is going to the next aisle and there he is AGAIN! Gah!!!!
> >>
> > They've cloned him. There's one in every aisle.
>
> That would be a nightmare and a half. I doubt that he is still working
> there. He was very elderly looking. I should think he would have either
> died or retired by now.

Just think, if only you'd responded to his romantic overtures you
could have collected the life insurance.

Janet UK