Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the other
day I made ribs that were really bland.

But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a Southern
drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few of them
out.

I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it 'put-ting'
like the Brits do.


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)