"Pico Rico" > wrote in
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> "Winters_Lackey" > wrote in message
> ...
>> ImStillMags > wrote in
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>>> On Tuesday, May 6, 2014 11:03:13 AM UTC-7, Moe DeLoughan wrote:
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>>>>
>>>> Been there. Done that. My vegan guest turned up his nose at all the
>>>>
>>>> vegetables and healthful foods I'd stocked for him, and lectured me
>>>> on
>>>>
>>>> stuff I didn't know was verboten, such as soy sauce. Nothing,
>>>> NOTHING
>>>>
>>>> was suitable for His Nibs. Though he made an exception for the
>>>> peanut
>>>>
>>>> butter-and-chocolate spread we'd gotten for the grandkids. That was
>>>>
>>>> the only thing he ate for the duration of his stay.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The next time he invited himself to stay with me, I told him he was
>>>> no
>>>>
>>>> longer welcome. He can fuss with food all he likes, but I won't be
>>>>
>>>> subjected to another person's petty whims in MY house.
>>>
>>>
>>> I'm always trying to be helpful to people with special needs diets.
>>
>> Vegan isn't a "need."
>>
>>> My one pet peeve is MILITANT vegans.
>>
>> There were some of the animal rights kooks protesting the U of S
>> Florida Medical School's use of lab animals, so I went to the grocery
>> store and bought a raw steak and stood across the street from them
>> eating it raw and insulting them. I called them B-12 deficient. It
>> was fun.
>>
>
> If you and some buddies set up a grill, you would have been harder for
> them to ignore, with the lovely aroma wafting over them. But I like
> your thinking.
>
I didn't have any buddies (other than my wife and her grandmother)
because we had moved there for my wife's graduate school. I don't even
think I had a grill (imagine that). I've had a lot of fun over the
years with counter-protests. The KKK was especially fun. I made stupid
faces at the folks on the stage, holding a sign that said, "YOUR IDEAS
ARE SILLY AND YOUR MOTHERS DRESS YOU FUNNY," I got the one actor to
start laughing. Those fine looking examples of the Aryan race up on the
KKK's stage ARE NOT ideological Klan members, but paid actors. They are
trained for conflict, but aparrently not for my sort of heckling.
We filmed one of them, "THE BONOBOS PROTEST OPERATION RESCUE." I also
picketed a Southern Baptist church one Sunday morning after their little
male supremacy declaration. I've shown up twice to yell at the Westboro
folks, with signs suggesting that they sexually abuse their children,
but the best is the Life Chain events. I stand just past their last
person with a giant sign that says, "REDUCE ABORTION HAVE MORE ORAL
SEX." It makes them very angry.
http://www.lifechain.net/
The first Life Chain I did, I had that sign in my car from the Operation
Rescue event, and I saw these folks lined up along a busy street, so I
turned around and parked, and got out with my sign. The enemy had their
kids out there on the front lines of the culture war, so I directed
comments to the kids, telling them that sex was the funnest thing in the
world, and that their parents were lying to them because they were
jealous of their youth, and that their parents wished they could have
sex with the kids. That *really* made them angry, but **** them. They
bring their children onto the front lines of the culture war... This
happed soon after we'd composed Coat Hanger Days, and I was primed for
battle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYkvma1ysfo
So far, to my knowledge, I've only contributed to one car accident. I
don't even remember what the sign said, but it was something insulting
GW Bush, and one outraged motorist was so busy raging at me that he ran
into the rear end of a police car at a stoplight. He was only going a
few miles an hour, but when I saw that happen, I immediately folded up
my sign and got out of there. I didn't stick around to see him explain
to the cop why he'd hit him.
I don't just rile folks from the safety of Usenet.
>
--
--Bryan
"Happy ****ing 'new years' that was when me and my father
had to identify her dead mud covered body they pulled from
the family car she'd driven into the Mississippi river!"
--John Kuthe in rec.food.cooking, 3-7-2014