On 2014-05-09 6:59 AM, Ophelia wrote:
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> "Jeßus" > wrote in message
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>> On Thu, 8 May 2014 13:47:13 -0400, "Christopher M."
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>>> What's your favorite thing to drink with a cocktail straw? I like
>>> lemonade
>>> and ice coffee.
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>> I ain't got no time for drinking through a skinny straw 
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> Real men don't ;-)
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If a man is drinking through a cocktail straw it is probably a Cosmopolitan.