On 5/8/2014 4:52 PM, sf wrote:

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> Tortillas use lard. Maybe pita would be a better option. Naan
> uses butter. Cheese isn't going to work either, it's cow
> exploitation.

Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail
Vegetables live in oppression, served on our tables each night
The killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight
Salads are only for murderers, coleslaw's a fascist regime
Don't think that they don't have feelings, just cuz a radish can't scream

I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (Having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot Juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables grow)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's as dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade...)

The Arrogant Worms "Carrot Juice Is Murder"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM&feature=kp