MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN TURKEY
"Vox Humana" > wrote in message
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> "Scared Housewife" > wrote in message
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> > MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
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> > I asked him to "pluck it" (the feathers) while I went shopping. I
> > guess he misunderstood me, and I came home to find this.......
> > What the hell do I do now? This is one of the dumbest things he has
> > ever done. Do I take him to the hospital like this. Or can I get it
> > out myself, with a knife? This is so em-bare-ass-ing !
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> Sounds like a variation on a more traditional dish known as turducken..
You
> can call your version "turdickin."
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LOL
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