"Julie Bove" > wrote in news:llgsrn$dq8$1@dont-
email.me:

>
> "Mark Thorson" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Massive price increases in everything!
>>
>> Latest news is expected increase in price
>> of coffee due to coffee rust disease outbreak
>> in Central America. Before that, there was
>> pork, because of a pig disease outbreak.
>> And chocolate due to mainland China buying
>> much more. And beef, because U.S. herds are
>> at lowest level since (some very long time ago)
>> due to the drought last year in Texas. And
>> oranges, due to an outbreak of citrus greening
>> disease.
>>
>> If I were the PR guy for, say, carrots, now
>> would be the time to send out press releases
>> for The Great Carrot Shortage. A massive
>> outbreak of Carrot Rot in China! 95% of the
>> U.S. carrot crop has already been sold to China!
>> Parsnip prices rising in anticipation of
>> widespread carrot shortages!
>
> Well, that's not good. We eat a lot of carrots.
>
There is no carrot shortage.
>



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