"Rick" > wrote in message >...
> "Scared Housewife" > wrote in message ...
> > MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
> >
> > I asked him to "pluck it" (the feathers) while I went shopping. I
> > guess he misunderstood me, and I came home to find this.......
>

Are you jealous because he didn't stuff you instead?