zxcvbob > wrote in message >...
> Adam Schwartz wrote:
> > Like most people, I enjoy an occasional drink. However, I do almost all
> > of my drinking at home with my fiance. I rarely frequent bars, and I rarely
> > drink with anyone who knows anything about drinking. Thus, I do not know
> > the most appropriate way to enjoy various alcoholic beverages. I have the
> > following in my liqour cabinet:
> >
> > Seagrams Extra Dry Gin
> > E&J Brandy
> > Bacardi Gold Rum
> > Southern Comfort
> >
> > What are the best ways to enjoy these beverages? What cocktails can be made
> > from them. I have limes and some frozen fruit juice I can use as well.
> > Mostly I've just been taking shots of the various spirits, but I'd like a
> > more appealling way to reduce my sobriety.
> >
> > Thanks,
> > Adam

snip (should be a law thats says you have to, pmsl)

Mix the Seagrams, brandy and SC in a jug, and pour it into a weed
sprayer. Add 5 cloves of garlic and use it to keep down aphids in your
garden.
Buy some Coke, mix the rum 1 to 5 and enjoy.

Then go and buy some beeefeaters gin, any of the bourbons recommended
by previous posters, but no brandy unless your fiance likes it.