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On 7/6/2014 10:28 AM, Pico Rico wrote:
> "Tommy Joe" > wrote in message
> ...
> ImStillMags wrote:
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>> Don't try this at home.

>
> The other night the cops appeared at my door telling me they found a dead
> guy down the street and wanted to know if I had heard any shots.
>
> "Yeah", I said, "but I thought they were fireworks."
>
> I didn't like the way they were looking at me. They were the same two cops
> who showed up two months ago when a dude was shot to death down the street
> and they wanted to know if I had heard the shots.
>
> "Yes", I told them that time, "but I thought it was coming from someone's
> TV."
>
> "Well, you're going to know without a doubt where this sound is coming from,
> punk", boomed one of the cops while drawing his pistol as his partner
> grabbed him by the shoulder and shook him gently, calming him by repeating
> over and over, "It's just the 4th of July, Jack - forget it, forget it -
> it's just the 4th of July........", as the trumpet-lead theme from the movie
> China town edged in slowly and sweetly to wind down the drama.
>
> TJ
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> did he kill you?
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>

*snork*

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