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On 7/17/2014 3:50 PM, Gary wrote:
> "Gus!" wrote:
>>
>> "sf" > wrote in message
>> ...
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>>> Don't get your hopes up.

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>> We are in negotiations... If I buy her lunch, perhaps. It will happen?

>
> If you are even serious at all....the ex is history. Give it up and
> move on.


Gus is a friggin troll. We're about to hear all about his trials and
tribulations with his ex. He wants to take her to Niagara Falls, ya'
know. She brought him some jalapeno peppers. Therefore she must want
to get back together and have sex with him. Especially if he buys her
*lunch*. What the hell is she, a stripper? For lunch you get what?
Good grief.

Meanwhile, his posts attempt to reinforce the belief chili peppers,
garlic and salsa will ward off whatever the heck is ailing you and also
get you laid. Yeah, women fall right over for garlic and salsa breath.
What a dipshit.

Jill