Janet Wilder wrote:
>
>LOL! We Texans have our quirks, but there is no place on this green
>Earth that I'd rather live.

That's because you haven't experienced the verdant green of the
northern Catskills. There's nothing to do in parched Texhell except
conserve the few precious drops of H2O, imagine TexMex is gourmet, and
defend against illegals. Not an hour ago my garden was watered:
http://i58.tinypic.com/156e0lg.jpg