"Blair P. Houghton" wrote:
>
> Scared Housewife > wrote:
> >MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
>
> Well, shit, woman. Lose 40 lbs and learn to suck cock.
>
> --Blair
> "Yes, this is bathos."


Uh, male turkeys are "Tom's" not "cocks".
Now if he had his dick stuck in a chicken...... ;-D

K.

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