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Peter Aitken
 
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Default A PLEA FROM AN INNOCENT TURKEY

"Mark Shaw" > wrote in message
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> In article > ,
> (Kenneth Leja) wrote:
> >Dear posters, what did we turkeys ever do to you? We're innocent birds
> >who have done no one any harm.

>
> It's your own dang fault for being so freakin' tasty!
>


I am always amused when people talk about "innocent" turkeys (or some other
animal that people like to eat). Are there guilty turkeys? If so, is it OK
to kill and eat them? How do you tell a guilty turkey from an innocent one -
hold a trial? Are there turkey lawyers? Judges? Who could be on the jury? It
really opens up a whole hornet's nest of questions.


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