Wayne wrote:
>
> kalanamak > wrote in :

> > ready to bear arms against the varmit that is taking big bites out of my
> > tomatoes
>
> Anybody you know?
>
Perhaps the dumb Mother Deer who grazed with a really tiny fawn on a
lawn full of dog turds, resulting in my dog's first ever kill, which
resulted in *the worst* dog belches in history, and then explosive
diarrhea with carrion and bone bits in it. (On the carpet of course.)
blacksalt