On Thursday, September 18, 2014 5:08:15 PM UTC-5, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Sep 2014 14:53:49 -0700, "Julie Bove"
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> >"Brooklyn1" > wrote in message
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> >> "Julie Bove" wrote:
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> >>>I had a male coworker who switched from regular soda to diet. Made no
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> >>>changes to diet or exercise. Lost 10 pounds very quickly.
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> >> But you lost no weight, in fact you gained ten pounds... because your
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> >> coworker ate salads, fresh fruit, and exercised with his two cans of
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> >> diet soda... you on the other had sucked down 12-16 cans of diet soda
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> >> and used it to wash down greasy fries and fat tube steaks. Why does
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> >> it matter that it was a male coworker... coulda been just a
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> >> coworker... are you insinuating that it was a male coworker because
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> >> you sucked his dick?
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> >Uh no. He ate cheeseburgers! I ate lunch with him and his wife daily. I
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> >was a vegetarian and she is Jewish and doesn't eat pork. She often had a
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> >sandwich that she called LT. It was a BLT with no bacon. I either brought
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> >a salad from home or I had a vegetable plate. That would be whatever two
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> >veggies they were serving that day with mashed potatoes and a roll. I often
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> >didn't eat the roll.
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> >I did lose weight in those days. I lost 30 pounds!
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> >And I said male because it is a well known fact that males usually lose
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> >weight faster than females.
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> That's false... you sucked his dick... you obviously enjoy sucking
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> circumcised dicks, other wise why else would you mention he is Jewish?

Is your brother circumcised, Sheldon, or did you have to peel back his
foreskin to get to the good part?

--Bryan