On 25/09/2014 7:01 PM, Cheryl wrote:

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>>> Boron
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>> At an "upgrading" high school in this city, some Chinese students were
>> talking among themselves about what they would like to do to the
>> stunning, typically Scandinavian blonde teacher. She turned around and
>> let fly in fluent Cantonese. She never had any discipline problems after
>> that.
>> Graham
>
> I would love to learn a Chinese language. I regularly have my nails done
> and the girls are all Chinese, or Korean in the case of a couple of
> them. Most of them chitty chat on and on to each other in Chinese and
> I'd so love to know what they are saying.
>
I have just remembered another one.
The son of a good friend lives and works in Japan and is fluent in
Japanese. He was on a train with a Japanese family and the 2 children
were poking fun at him not realising that he understood every word. As
the family got ready to exit at the next stop, he told the parents that
they ought to teach their kids good manners.
Graham