"Jack Schidt®" wrote:
>
> "j.j." > wrote in message
> ...
> > Hark! I heard Bob Pastorio > say:
> >
> > > Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...
> > >
> > > http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml
> > >
> > > And so are the birds.
> >
> > Hubby suggested I make one of these for Christmas. I was not amused...
> >
>
> Turducken is almost a downsized copy of an ancient slavic feast in which a
> chicken was cooked inside of a goose was cooked inside of a pig inside an
> ox.
>
> Jack Meat!

Or a middle-eastern recipe for a stuffed camel.

http://home.tiac.net/~cri/1997/camel.html

I kind of like the opening sentence "Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get
over the hump)..."

Bert